13 Apr

S05E14 – Let Me See That Thong (with special guest: Pete D. Gaskell)

Open your head, it’s a new DLYHL!

This week, we have Pete D. Gaskell of the Smorgasbored podcast, so please check his show out at as he’s brought us a lot of punning and wit. Bret has birthday news, Chris has seen more signs and Phil found a time capsule in a drawer! Pete ponders the legality of guide dogs!

We hear the tale of a grammar vigilante, sorting out the error’s we hate to see in the street! Pete brings us a story about an unfortunate poopy incident for a UFC fighter (seriously, this is awesome) and we learn of a special post-birth treat for mums! Last but not least, we play a little game of Blankheads to see if the guys can fill in some anal answers. Oh yeah, and Bret didn’t mean to suggest that a famous pop group were involved in a weird orgy. It was just their groovy beats.

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

24 Feb

S05E07 – This Episode is Full of Shit (with special guests: The Master Debaters)

Choo Choo, the Master Debaters are visiting today! We have guests in the form of Toffa and Sean from the MD crew, which is why this is a long one. We gained their consent!

Phil drives a car that’s on fire, Bret jizzes in his pants in Neros, Chris has some sort of new podcast! Toffa gets stuck in the shitter and Sean does heroic feats of geekdom!

We learn of a music gig with a surprising gimmick and a woman called Lynn with matrimony on her mind. A gang of thieves recreate Through the Keyhole with burglaries and we get a glimpse into CSI: Bavaria. Finally, we have a fun game based on our knowledge of masturbating and genitalia! It’s 2017, it’s fine.

Have fun everyone and please check out Master Debaters at https://soundcloud.com/master-debaters if you want to ramp up the laddish lawks, swearing and strange impressions!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

19 Jan

NSF-DLYHL – The Man With the Golden Butt (sort of).

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it’s funny but a bit short. Guy puts gold up his arse!

Man Guilty of Making Off With $165K of Gold in His Butt

From Newser.

thanks Newser!
Like a golden shower that got seriously garbled in translation.

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17 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – The Poopocalypse

NSF-DLYHL is where we typically put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Usually they have visual aids or they’re too short or they don’t make the cut of amusing happenstances that week!

This one was a bit visual, though the descriptions given in the article are just as funny as the little map that was drawn to demonstrate the Poopocalypse.

Courtesy Jesse Newton
The Poopening!

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