22 Jun

S06E06 – 99 Problems

This week, it’s a sex soundtrack special! You can put the podcast on while you’re getting down and dutty, and we will make you giggle and offer useful hints and encouragement.

Phil is having yet more cycling mishaps, Chris doesn’t see an orchestra (whut?) and Bret has a proposition for all our listeners! If you’re single and looking to date, today might be your lucky day!

While you’re making the beast with two backs, listen to our fun news stories and games! Police in America struggle to capture a notorious criminal with a surprising nickname, we examine the tale of a couple who had sex in a restaurant (and wouldn’t even pay) and we hear a series of Yahoo questions from people who shouldn’t have keyboards! But which of these are real and which are fake?

Take off your pants, switch on your bullshit detector and don’t forget to join in with our #headlies and #limerekd poems!


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8 Jun

S06E04 – The Election Special

Democracy never felt so good, as this week Bret and Chris go head-to-head in a debate and Phil pretends he’s some kind of news election man. Don’t forget to vote for reals, though! It’s super important!

In the meantime, listen to our tales of strange news from around the world. We have the tale of some randy Swedes who had an electrifying time, we have a list of lesser-known electoral candidates with some very unusual policies, plus there’s the tale of an erroneous sandwich!

Don’t forget to join in with our #headlies and #limerekd poems. And vote, damn it!

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6 Mar

NSF-DLYHL – Do it Like a Doll

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it needs to be seen to be believed.

 

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party: Europe’s first sex doll brothel opens in Barcelona

© Michael Caronna / Reuters
© Michael Caronna / Reuters

 

This story comes from Russia Today, right here! (warning, annoying popup site)

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16 Feb

S05E06 – National Dennis Day

We dialled down the swearing in this one, at the behest of a listener!

Chris laughs at children and finds the real meaning of ‘cloud strife’, Phil has a bit of a week with mean emails and odd phone calls and Bret has his seaman devoured.

Start your engines as we find out about pedal pumping (second best pumping episode ever?). We celebrate some important national holidays, such as bath safety month (safety starts at home). Last but never least, we learn of a rather unhappy Trump supporter (aren’t they all?).

Prepare to eat your restraining orders!

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10 Nov

NSF-DLYHL – Sexy Synthetic Sheborgs

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case we have a story that kind of needs to be seen.

From the Daily Star
Hey lads, is this the perfect woman or what? …The answer is ‘what’.

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26 Sep

S04E05 – Sex Act Facts

Greetings headline hunters! This one’s got some proper rude bits (shock) so don’t listen at work or with your gran.

This week we have some fun personal headlines that hint at Chris’ metropolitan Sex in the City lifestyle! We hear the story of a teacher with a potty mouth and Charlie the superstar dog has a few too many and feels a bit… woof.

Last but not least, Phil lowers the bar yet again with a series of sex positions and acts (not nice ones! NSFW!) and we have to work out what they involve. We are not so worldly after all. Finally, hear the tale of a man who wants to exchange his ball and chain for… a ball and chain.

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31 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Supermarionation Incarceration Fornication

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some are too horrific and some are better seen than heard.

“Gather ’round, kids, the puppet festival is in town! Look, I think they’re going to sing us a song…”

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You’re my prison bitch, my prison bitch, I’ll never say goodbye. You’re not like the others. Too bad they had to die.

“Oooooooooh dear.”

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