18 May

S06E01 – Holy Crap

Let’s talk about six baby! Series six, that is, of Don’t Lose Your Headline- the comedy news podcast that puts the old phrase ‘truth is stranger than fiction’ to the test. Can you spot fake news?

This week, faithful of the DLYHL cul- er- fraternity, we have tales from the world of sinners! A robot cop gets assaulted by a human miscreant, a cat up a tree is prepping for battle and all sorts of sixy things are happening in the Florida Game! Did a guy get 6 pool balls lodged in his bottom pocket?

We have two new interactive bits for you, worshippers! One of our personal headlines is fake- tweet us with the #headlie to guess and maybe win a prize! Also join in the #limerock by finishing the limerick and there’s a better, season-end prize to win! JOIN US.

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28 Nov

S04E14 – Electric Cock

Good Monday, listeners!

It’s the podcast that pits truth against fiction! Can you tell which news stories are real?

This week, Phil tells us how he chased down a rogue driver for miles, Bret gushes over a terrible but excellent film and Chris opens a theme park which crosses over with the Xth dimension of unimaginable horror.

In a twist of fate, we have not one but two sex toy stories this week! First up there’s a robotic head designed to give head, then a collection of penis tattoos and monstrous dildos, the likes of which have never been seen. Man and machine are one! Collect the whole PussyKat range!

Lastly, Chris brings us a Sliding Story about a woman with a cracking sense of humour and a hell of a hobby. She won’t get far, chasing cars!

Put your brain through the wringer. As ever, let us know if you have comments or news stories of your own!

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14 Nov

S04E12 – Mostly Jizz and Taters

Greetage! It’s another Monday and another ‘sode from the ‘cast!

This week, the DLYHL crew get acquainted with Deus Ex, Phil’s manliness and Jeff Goldblum.

Meanwhile we hear about the values of a semen facial (the other kind of facial… or… kind of a hybrid?), the fantastic new startup that lets you message people via potato and we play Whose Headline Is It Anyway? Was a chicken elected mayor? Did a robot stab a guy? No!

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10 Nov

NSF-DLYHL – Sexy Synthetic Sheborgs

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case we have a story that kind of needs to be seen.

From the Daily Star
Hey lads, is this the perfect woman or what? …The answer is ‘what’.

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17 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – The Poopocalypse

NSF-DLYHL is where we typically put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Usually they have visual aids or they’re too short or they don’t make the cut of amusing happenstances that week!

This one was a bit visual, though the descriptions given in the article are just as funny as the little map that was drawn to demonstrate the Poopocalypse.

Courtesy Jesse Newton
The Poopening!

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27 Jun

S03E04 – The Fun Facts Episode

Greetage one and all!

This week it’s the Fun Facts episode, featuring both facts and fun from Phil, Chris and Bret!

We have some awful reasons to call 911 (such as a dearth of cheese) and we find out about a Cypriot priest with a pugilistic streak. There’s a robot committing a very slow but malicious machine uprising, a new kind of pavement pounder and a novel new way to remember the departed!

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