23 Jan

S05E02 – Fake News

Hello, it’s us again!

This week, listen out at the start for an important announcement from an impotent host! DLYHL will be coming out on Thursday from now on. That means you get a second podcast this week! You lucky dogs.

Furthermoresome! Bret bids Bunker 13 farewell, Chris gets washing himself wrong and Phil sings at a customer for 20 seconds, which is 20 too many.

We cover some thrilling news stories this week: a master criminal called The Horse Stripper is at large, we learn of Russia’s morbid answer to Uber, there’s a glass of OJ you don’t want to drink and finally Chris and Phil enter the post truth era make up some fake news about Trump. Bret keeps calling him ‘Trumpy’?!

Which stories are real? Which stories are alt-real? Don’t forget to join in with #serialjapist!

 

 

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31 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Supermarionation Incarceration Fornication

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some are too horrific and some are better seen than heard.

“Gather ’round, kids, the puppet festival is in town! Look, I think they’re going to sing us a song…”

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You’re my prison bitch, my prison bitch, I’ll never say goodbye. You’re not like the others. Too bad they had to die.

“Oooooooooh dear.”

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7 Jul

NSF-DLYHL – Happy Methmas!

NSF-DLYHL is where we dump all the stories that didn’t quite make it into the podcast. Sometimes it’s because they’re just too gosh-dang offensive, or too short or sometimes, they require visual aids which is tough to do on an audio medium!

In this case, it’s because this tale is very short, but like all Christmas stories, it’s a real heartwarmer! I must admit, this one’s quite impressive. I rarely equate meth with ingenuity, but these people have found a very sly, novel way of getting it into pokey. Though evidently, they still got caught…

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20 Jun

S03E03 – Penis Problems

Episode the third!

Today we have an ebay revenge story with some strong descriptions from an upset fella. Revenge is a dish best served ‘buy it now’?

Also, a child gets vodka poured in it’s face (he’s fine. Drunk and fine.)

Finally there’s a detachable penis (not related to the song) and our head to headline asks the age old question of ‘how much harm can penis paraphernalia do’?

 

 

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Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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