3 Aug

S06E11 – Squalene on Me

Equality is important to us at DLYHL and since we’ve done a penis special, this week we have a vagina special! We all learn a few things about the lady zone today, yet somehow penises and balls get plenty of mentions too.

In life, Phil has a problem that you don’t want to hear, Chris is getting messy in the girl’s loos and Bret is best off not dancing. In the wider world, we have vagina facts and headlines- who knew vaginas got so many inches (of column space)? We also hear all about Nasa’s Planetary Protection Officer post, with Chris and Bret competing for the job. Finally, we learn that sometimes scrotums need a little smoothing out!

Don’t forget to guess which of us is lying about our personal headlines, with the tag #headlies to maybe win the episode prize. Join in with the #limerekt competition to go in for the series prize!

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13 Jul

S06E09 – Skin Log

Welcome to a penisy special this week as Bret examines some phallic facts and news stories! This week, Phil is getting angry at crimes, Chris is not amused by 9/11 and Bret does some blowing for a lady!

We have a bunch of crazy news stories for you, including a series of events involving Florida Penis, a woman with a fantastic name getting combative with Johnny Law and a play of 1984 is so intense with the ol’ torture that it actually makes people scream and vomit!

Don’t forget to join in with the #headlies and you can win Bret’s compliment voucher, plus thanks to all who join in #limerekt as you guys are coolsome!

 

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16 Mar

S05E10 – Jellyfish Boy

Hello listener types! This week, Bret has some Resident Evil 7 spoilers for you, Phil is amazed by chicken within sausage and Chris tries to be more fish! Yes, we lead full lives.

Funny news stories, you ask? A guy jumps out of a window after getting dumped (funnier than it sounds and you’ll never see Spiderman the same way again), we play a brand-new game called ‘You Can’t Say Shit With a Brick in Your Mouth’ and we hear about a video game themed brothel in Luxembourg! Are you a Tifa Lockheart guy or perhaps a sucker for Solid Snake?

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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27 Feb

NSF-DLYHL – The Way of the Ouchie Willy

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it’s just a bit short and it’s kinda visual, too. Plus, it would certainly take us to Racism Veranda.

‘Iron Crotch Kung Fu Master’ shows off ability to take groin hits

From UPI, ta

 

This is the story of a Kung Fu master with balls of steel, reported on the UPI site.

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24 Feb

S05E07 – This Episode is Full of Shit (with special guests: The Master Debaters)

Choo Choo, the Master Debaters are visiting today! We have guests in the form of Toffa and Sean from the MD crew, which is why this is a long one. We gained their consent!

Phil drives a car that’s on fire, Bret jizzes in his pants in Neros, Chris has some sort of new podcast! Toffa gets stuck in the shitter and Sean does heroic feats of geekdom!

We learn of a music gig with a surprising gimmick and a woman called Lynn with matrimony on her mind. A gang of thieves recreate Through the Keyhole with burglaries and we get a glimpse into CSI: Bavaria. Finally, we have a fun game based on our knowledge of masturbating and genitalia! It’s 2017, it’s fine.

Have fun everyone and please check out Master Debaters at https://soundcloud.com/master-debaters if you want to ramp up the laddish lawks, swearing and strange impressions!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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16 Jan

S05E01 – Put a Ring On It

Holy returning podcast!

Don’t Lose Your Headline is back in action and coming out swinging, kicking off 2017 with some brand new bizarre news stories.

Which stories are real? Which are fake? Is truth stranger than fiction? Why is Phil allowed?

Bret’s seeking out a fellow Bret, Phil’s getting poopy and Chris is getting into F1 podcasting (for realsies). We explore the tales of a man whose penis is having a bad day, a Taiwanese funeral which had pole dancers and other merriment and finally the seasonal rise of elf porn!

Enjoy the show and feel free to get in touch on our site or Twitter: @dlyhlpodcast, @bretallenwriter, @FlippingPhil and @TnMChris!

 

 

Use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

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17 Nov

NSF-DLYHL – Dwarf Dick Vacuum Vexation!

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case we have a story a) kind of says it all in the headline and b) probably would’ve resulted in some dodgy jokes.

From the Daily Mail
Henry’s at it again!

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