25 May

S06E02 – Three Musketeers

We haven’t covered the events in Manchester, because it’s not funny. We extend our deepest condolences to those affected and great admiration to those who helped. The show must go on, so instead we focused our efforts, as ever, on the sillier side of the news- if you want a break from the heavy stuff, press play!

Par example: Phil has a series of headlines relating to drunks and drinking (he loves a glug), Indian women are putting something in their vaginas (and it ain’t Indian men) and a prank in a Poundland gets way out of hand (sorry, this one is a bit harrowing, on reflection). But which of those stories are fake news?

One of our Personal Headlines is fake- tweet or comment #headlies and you could win Chris’ special prize. Also, finish our #limerocks naughty rhyme as there’s a series prize to win!

 

 

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24 Feb

S05E07 – This Episode is Full of Shit (with special guests: The Master Debaters)

Choo Choo, the Master Debaters are visiting today! We have guests in the form of Toffa and Sean from the MD crew, which is why this is a long one. We gained their consent!

Phil drives a car that’s on fire, Bret jizzes in his pants in Neros, Chris has some sort of new podcast! Toffa gets stuck in the shitter and Sean does heroic feats of geekdom!

We learn of a music gig with a surprising gimmick and a woman called Lynn with matrimony on her mind. A gang of thieves recreate Through the Keyhole with burglaries and we get a glimpse into CSI: Bavaria. Finally, we have a fun game based on our knowledge of masturbating and genitalia! It’s 2017, it’s fine.

Have fun everyone and please check out Master Debaters at https://soundcloud.com/master-debaters if you want to ramp up the laddish lawks, swearing and strange impressions!

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23 Jan

S05E02 – Fake News

Hello, it’s us again!

This week, listen out at the start for an important announcement from an impotent host! DLYHL will be coming out on Thursday from now on. That means you get a second podcast this week! You lucky dogs.

Furthermoresome! Bret bids Bunker 13 farewell, Chris gets washing himself wrong and Phil sings at a customer for 20 seconds, which is 20 too many.

We cover some thrilling news stories this week: a master criminal called The Horse Stripper is at large, we learn of Russia’s morbid answer to Uber, there’s a glass of OJ you don’t want to drink and finally Chris and Phil enter the post truth era make up some fake news about Trump. Bret keeps calling him ‘Trumpy’?!

Which stories are real? Which stories are alt-real? Don’t forget to join in with #serialjapist!

 

 

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14 Nov

S04E12 – Mostly Jizz and Taters

Greetage! It’s another Monday and another ‘sode from the ‘cast!

This week, the DLYHL crew get acquainted with Deus Ex, Phil’s manliness and Jeff Goldblum.

Meanwhile we hear about the values of a semen facial (the other kind of facial… or… kind of a hybrid?), the fantastic new startup that lets you message people via potato and we play Whose Headline Is It Anyway? Was a chicken elected mayor? Did a robot stab a guy? No!

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10 Oct

S04E07 – Of Meatus and Men

This week Phil has some shocking (but not so shocking) news, Bret’s touting his Choose Your Own Adventure game Hipster Quest which needs testers (see the show notes on www.dontloseyourheadline.net) and Chris is getting into Lego in a big way.

We cover the most wanted animals in Michigan (including a real-life bad horse) and we hear about a gentleman who gets far too close to his Henry Hoover. He isn’t smiling now, but we do have a catchy new social justice slogan…

Head to Headlines details a real historical battle that took place between a dwarf and a dog, in sunny Stoke. We don’t condone it, but we did attempt to fully explore the realities. Phil also brings us a new game called Sliding Stories featuring the tale of a man who drives the wrong way down the highway- but the details are stranger than you might expect.

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23 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Something seems Amish

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some are too horrific and some are better seen than heard.

The Amish tend to fit into one of two categories in the media – Twee, wholesome salt of the earth types with their old fashioned ways, or the creepy inspiration for many a horror movie.  But neither category covers this story about five Amish men being arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence.

Your Uber is now arriving.

 

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