24 Feb

S05E07 – This Episode is Full of Shit (with special guests: The Master Debaters)

Choo Choo, the Master Debaters are visiting today! We have guests in the form of Toffa and Sean from the MD crew, which is why this is a long one. We gained their consent!

Phil drives a car that’s on fire, Bret jizzes in his pants in Neros, Chris has some sort of new podcast! Toffa gets stuck in the shitter and Sean does heroic feats of geekdom!

We learn of a music gig with a surprising gimmick and a woman called Lynn with matrimony on her mind. A gang of thieves recreate Through the Keyhole with burglaries and we get a glimpse into CSI: Bavaria. Finally, we have a fun game based on our knowledge of masturbating and genitalia! It’s 2017, it’s fine.

Have fun everyone and please check out Master Debaters at https://soundcloud.com/master-debaters if you want to ramp up the laddish lawks, swearing and strange impressions!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

9 Feb

S05E05 – Rock, Pooper, Satan

Hello fellow earth humans!

It’s DLYHL time as this week; Bret makes Ghost Recon sound more or less like Nandos, Chris meets a Bear (we aren’t sure what this means) and Phil inhales a bit of the ol’ plastic cancer smoke.

We find out that Lady Gaga’s Superbowl performance was in fact a Satanic ritual, according to the lovely chaps of the alt-right. They know all about these things. We also play a game of Balls-out Metal or Made up by Brettle? So, if you know your Ozzy from your Cannibal Corpse, you can have a go at guessing which of these metal facts are phony. Last but not least, we learn of a special new way to create jewellery, which is so personalised that nobody will want to touch it!

Enjoy and don’t forget to join in with Serial Japist! We’re rewriting the rules of punning!
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Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

11 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Smoke that roach

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some require visual aid and some involve horrific death and injury and blood and guts etc.

Picture the scene. You return home to find a family of cockroaches have moved into your kitchen. In your hand is a can of bug spray. Easiest choose your own adventure decision of all time? Not for one Washington resident.

More like spray CAN'T
Here is a picture of a cockroach and a can of bug spray for those of you unable to picture the scene

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