13 Jul

S06E09 – Skin Log

Welcome to a penisy special this week as Bret examines some phallic facts and news stories! This week, Phil is getting angry at crimes, Chris is not amused by 9/11 and Bret does some blowing for a lady!

We have a bunch of crazy news stories for you, including a series of events involving Florida Penis, a woman with a fantastic name getting combative with Johnny Law and a play of 1984 is so intense with the ol’ torture that it actually makes people scream and vomit!

Don’t forget to join in with the #headlies and you can win Bret’s compliment voucher, plus thanks to all who join in #limerekt as you guys are coolsome!

 

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10 Oct

S04E07 – Of Meatus and Men

This week Phil has some shocking (but not so shocking) news, Bret’s touting his Choose Your Own Adventure game Hipster Quest which needs testers (see the show notes on www.dontloseyourheadline.net) and Chris is getting into Lego in a big way.

We cover the most wanted animals in Michigan (including a real-life bad horse) and we hear about a gentleman who gets far too close to his Henry Hoover. He isn’t smiling now, but we do have a catchy new social justice slogan…

Head to Headlines details a real historical battle that took place between a dwarf and a dog, in sunny Stoke. We don’t condone it, but we did attempt to fully explore the realities. Phil also brings us a new game called Sliding Stories featuring the tale of a man who drives the wrong way down the highway- but the details are stranger than you might expect.

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26 Sep

S04E05 – Sex Act Facts

Greetings headline hunters! This one’s got some proper rude bits (shock) so don’t listen at work or with your gran.

This week we have some fun personal headlines that hint at Chris’ metropolitan Sex in the City lifestyle! We hear the story of a teacher with a potty mouth and Charlie the superstar dog has a few too many and feels a bit… woof.

Last but not least, Phil lowers the bar yet again with a series of sex positions and acts (not nice ones! NSFW!) and we have to work out what they involve. We are not so worldly after all. Finally, hear the tale of a man who wants to exchange his ball and chain for… a ball and chain.

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18 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Dog Accidently Runs Marathon

NSF-DLYHL is where we typically put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Usually they have visual aids or they’re too short or they don’t make the cut of amusing happenstances that week!

In this case, it’s just… what? So there’s not a lot to talk about podcast wise here, but it’s still one of my favourite headlines of recent months!

This one was kindly sent in by a dedicated listener, Polna Fignaya!

Courtesy 9News
Go on girl!

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25 Jul

S03E08 – Would You Rather

This episode has some very insightful DLYHL-themed Would You Rather Questions!

Plus, we have a nasty accident at prom night which will make a night to remember and we meet the legendary ‘nipple geezer’ of Japan!

Head to headlines features the endless struggle between dog and penguin and there’s a wonderful tale of a pig running for mayor in Michigan (and he’s the best candidate!). Lastly but not connected, a bacon-wielding pensioner kicks ass!

Enjoy – use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

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