29 Jun

S06E07 – A Super Sunshine Day

Hello dear children, welcome to happy fun times at DLYHL! This episode is child-safe and has hardly any swearing or dead people at all. Bret, Chris and Phil are having a super sunshine day in lollipop forest and beyond!

Sit comfortably and listen to story time, as Bret pulls his pole, Phil gets bumped off his bike and Chris crashes part of a car. Don’t worry kids, we’re all fine! But what of news from the outside world? We get educational with a series of headlines about the French, with key words blanked out for your guessing enjoyment. We also have a story about a nuclear power plant offering a somewhat sexist way to get new interns! We hear about a naughty man lying with a lizard or two and we learn about a man who has a police car adventure! Woweee!

Remember not to stay up past bedtime while listening, and be good for Uncle Chris and don’t forget to join in with our #headlies and #limerekd poems.


20 Apr

S05E15 – Chicken en Cum

Just one Cornettooooooo… oh, hello there!

Looks like it’s time for the final episode of season 5, in which our brave heroes (played by Phil Austin, Chris Evans and Bret Allen) find out who faces the forfeit. Chris or not Chris?

BTW, there’s a slight quality wibble mid-episode, due to new recording software. Technology? More like ‘Tsch, No-Likey!’ …So yeah, be a little ear-merciful, please.

Meanwhile, work out which of these news stories are real and fake! There’s a cooking book with a very special ingredient, a Comcast engineer leaves a little surprise for someone’s 10 year old kid and a wedding is a tad disturbed by a boozy, violent maid of dishonour! And is that 2pec the rapper up to no good? (No, us neither).

Enjoy and tune in next week for a light episode that reveals what the forfeit will be!

Use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.



30 Mar

S05E12 – Call My Spaff (with special guest: Tom King)

Looks like a pod just got cast!

We have a guest in the form of Tom King of That King Thing! Good job too, because Chris was kicked out. Phil is ‘absolutely fine’ after his fishy quest, plus he’s been playing with Bret’s hard tool. Bret has befriended Ronaq Ronaq and Tom has been scared shitless by a bag!

We hear the story of a Korean woman with something magical in her purse, a man in China has something slippery up his bum (yep) and we hear about a guy who thinks eating in traffic is smert. Finally, we play Whose Headline Is It Anyway and it all goes a bit weird and wrong.

Have fun, please send in your stories and jokes!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.