We strongly advise listening to the episode of Don’t Lose Your Headline before reading this post, as it contains spoilers for the show
Real stories this week were:
Chris’s POO BOMBAAAA!
Phil’s historical headlines!
And Bret’s blanks are here:
Burglar, Tries To Disguise Self As The Sun
Florida man loses testicle, toes and finger to alligator while bathing in pond
Florida man drives burning car, then shoots at it
Valparaiso man charged with sexually molesting horse
Man Uses [Umbrella] To Whack Gun-Wielding Man At Beach
Person-of-interest wanted in McDonald’s bathroom [explosion]
Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer
Central Florida man dresses as Batman to rob stores
If you’ve got a news story, we’d love to do a section on the show where we discuss the stories you send in, so if you’ve found a funny news article, send it to Phil, Bret or Chris, or alternatively you can send it to email@example.com