29 Jun

S06E07 – A Super Sunshine Day

Hello dear children, welcome to happy fun times at DLYHL! This episode is child-safe and has hardly any swearing or dead people at all. Bret, Chris and Phil are having a super sunshine day in lollipop forest and beyond!

Sit comfortably and listen to story time, as Bret pulls his pole, Phil gets bumped off his bike and Chris crashes part of a car. Don’t worry kids, we’re all fine! But what of news from the outside world? We get educational with a series of headlines about the French, with key words blanked out for your guessing enjoyment. We also have a story about a nuclear power plant offering a somewhat sexist way to get new interns! We hear about a naughty man lying with a lizard or two and we learn about a man who has a police car adventure! Woweee!

Remember not to stay up past bedtime while listening, and be good for Uncle Chris and don’t forget to join in with our #headlies and #limerekd poems.

 

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22 Jun

S06E06 – 99 Problems

This week, it’s a sex soundtrack special! You can put the podcast on while you’re getting down and dutty, and we will make you giggle and offer useful hints and encouragement.

Phil is having yet more cycling mishaps, Chris doesn’t see an orchestra (whut?) and Bret has a proposition for all our listeners! If you’re single and looking to date, today might be your lucky day!

While you’re making the beast with two backs, listen to our fun news stories and games! Police in America struggle to capture a notorious criminal with a surprising nickname, we examine the tale of a couple who had sex in a restaurant (and wouldn’t even pay) and we hear a series of Yahoo questions from people who shouldn’t have keyboards! But which of these are real and which are fake?

Take off your pants, switch on your bullshit detector and don’t forget to join in with our #headlies and #limerekd poems!


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15 Jun

S06E05 – Not a Doctor

Chris is hosting this week! And we’ve been very busy- Bret does something desperate and lonely, Phil is being blown all over the shop and Chris has his eyes brought into question!

All sorts of stories this week. Did the Jumbo Shrimp really give away pregnancy tests? Yes, that sentence makes no sense. We have a Florida Game exploring some thrilling police chases (some just plain impressive) and last but not least, the love manual written by an ex-scientologist which can help you excel in the bedroom, using just an egg!

Don’t forget to join in with our #headlies and #limerekd poems! We love you.


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8 Jun

S06E04 – The Election Special

Democracy never felt so good, as this week Bret and Chris go head-to-head in a debate and Phil pretends he’s some kind of news election man. Don’t forget to vote for reals, though! It’s super important!

In the meantime, listen to our tales of strange news from around the world. We have the tale of some randy Swedes who had an electrifying time, we have a list of lesser-known electoral candidates with some very unusual policies, plus there’s the tale of an erroneous sandwich!

Don’t forget to join in with our #headlies and #limerekd poems. And vote, damn it!

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1 Jun

S06E03 – The Magic Ingredient

Spread your soundginas, it’s time for DLYHL!

This week, Phil is a right old pedal-phile, Chris is getting Hipsterer than ever and Bret makes a black friend?

We have a lovely mixture of suspicious news stories and articles for you, folks. A woman cooks for her husband using a rather special ingredient, that he’s (until now) unaware of. A guest from beyond the veil takes us to the land of the rising sun, to examine strange Japanese toilets. Last of all, we have a series of mystery headlines about drug-related hijinx! The things people will do to avoid getting charged…

But which are real and which are fake? Listen, play along, have a laugh and don’t forget to join in with our #headlies to win a Haiku from Bret and #limerekd poems to battle for the season listener crown!

Use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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