30 Mar

S05E12 – Call My Spaff (with special guest: Tom King)

Looks like a pod just got cast!

We have a guest in the form of Tom King of That King Thing! Good job too, because Chris was kicked out. Phil is ‘absolutely fine’ after his fishy quest, plus he’s been playing with Bret’s hard tool. Bret has befriended Ronaq Ronaq and Tom has been scared shitless by a bag!

We hear the story of a Korean woman with something magical in her purse, a man in China has something slippery up his bum (yep) and we hear about a guy who thinks eating in traffic is smert. Finally, we play Whose Headline Is It Anyway and it all goes a bit weird and wrong.

Have fun, please send in your stories and jokes!

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23 Mar

S05E11 – Russian Raccoon Rental

Hello, fellow ear owners.

There’s no Phil this week! Dennis will be most pleased! He’s away on a vision quest, seeking the Salmon of Doubt, so Chris and Bret are taking up the reins in his stead. This week, one of them has been called a Viking and another has proven that he’s smarter than Phil, but which is which?

We have multiple bizarre news stories for you! A woman fends off a sword-wielding robber, a man goes up, up and away in his beautiful balloon chair and a raccoon is disturbed after a brush with boobs. A man may or may not be the nuisance of Bridgwater and finally, a Bolivian fella tries to scam people with a Jesus fish. Do you ‘bolieve’ it?

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16 Mar

S05E10 – Jellyfish Boy

Hello listener types! This week, Bret has some Resident Evil 7 spoilers for you, Phil is amazed by chicken within sausage and Chris tries to be more fish! Yes, we lead full lives.

Funny news stories, you ask? A guy jumps out of a window after getting dumped (funnier than it sounds and you’ll never see Spiderman the same way again), we play a brand-new game called ‘You Can’t Say Shit With a Brick in Your Mouth’ and we hear about a video game themed brothel in Luxembourg! Are you a Tifa Lockheart guy or perhaps a sucker for Solid Snake?

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9 Mar

S05E09 – Always Swim Upstream

Greetings for… what’s the day after Women’s Day? Boxing Women? That doesn’t seem right.

We’ve been sooo busy this week; Bret’s flogging his book for free, Chris is rummaging in drawers (ooer) and Phil is sorting cards to the point of madness!

This week we have the story of a man who’s so mad at his boss, he has >= 5 ways to kill him (featuring a special guest appearance!). We try our hand at creating some conspiracy theories (which don’t go well for the ladies. Understanding of satire required ahead) and finally we have the news of a Smart Condom which can tell you just how you measure up!

Have fun, don’t get the doubt set it and please join in with Serial Japist!

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6 Mar

NSF-DLYHL – Do it Like a Doll

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it needs to be seen to be believed.

 

Come on, Barbie, let’s go party: Europe’s first sex doll brothel opens in Barcelona

© Michael Caronna / Reuters
© Michael Caronna / Reuters

 

This story comes from Russia Today, right here! (warning, annoying popup site)

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2 Mar

S05E08 – A Berry Good Episode

Hello dudes and fems!

Bret’s going on a diet, Chris met a happy guy and Phil (and Bret) are making it big time as models.

This week, we bring you the tale of two students who’ve got themselves in a bit of a sex jam, we explore a Sliding Story about a person causing a holy ruckus in a chapel and finally, a man uses his snake to get chicken! It’s the pearfect episode, really raisin the bar, so make a date to listen!

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