27 Feb

NSF-DLYHL – The Way of the Ouchie Willy

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it’s just a bit short and it’s kinda visual, too. Plus, it would certainly take us to Racism Veranda.

‘Iron Crotch Kung Fu Master’ shows off ability to take groin hits

From UPI, ta

 

This is the story of a Kung Fu master with balls of steel, reported on the UPI site.

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24 Feb

S05E07 – This Episode is Full of Shit (with special guests: The Master Debaters)

Choo Choo, the Master Debaters are visiting today! We have guests in the form of Toffa and Sean from the MD crew, which is why this is a long one. We gained their consent!

Phil drives a car that’s on fire, Bret jizzes in his pants in Neros, Chris has some sort of new podcast! Toffa gets stuck in the shitter and Sean does heroic feats of geekdom!

We learn of a music gig with a surprising gimmick and a woman called Lynn with matrimony on her mind. A gang of thieves recreate Through the Keyhole with burglaries and we get a glimpse into CSI: Bavaria. Finally, we have a fun game based on our knowledge of masturbating and genitalia! It’s 2017, it’s fine.

Have fun everyone and please check out Master Debaters at https://soundcloud.com/master-debaters if you want to ramp up the laddish lawks, swearing and strange impressions!

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20 Feb

NSF-DLYHL – In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, There is Only Fur

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it’s just a bit short and naff, but still a tickler for anyone who has dabbled in the ‘hammer.

Animal rights group PETA calls for Warhammer ‘fur’ ban

thanks newsbeat
Hi this is a caption with me writing lots of stuff in the caption to test how long it can be. Can it make lists: * Sort of. * Got bullet points * with asterisks, not bullets. This is the end of the caption.

 

This gem is from BBC Newsbeat.

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16 Feb

S05E06 – National Dennis Day

We dialled down the swearing in this one, at the behest of a listener!

Chris laughs at children and finds the real meaning of ‘cloud strife’, Phil has a bit of a week with mean emails and odd phone calls and Bret has his seaman devoured.

Start your engines as we find out about pedal pumping (second best pumping episode ever?). We celebrate some important national holidays, such as bath safety month (safety starts at home). Last but never least, we learn of a rather unhappy Trump supporter (aren’t they all?).

Prepare to eat your restraining orders!

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9 Feb

S05E05 – Rock, Pooper, Satan

Hello fellow earth humans!

It’s DLYHL time as this week; Bret makes Ghost Recon sound more or less like Nandos, Chris meets a Bear (we aren’t sure what this means) and Phil inhales a bit of the ol’ plastic cancer smoke.

We find out that Lady Gaga’s Superbowl performance was in fact a Satanic ritual, according to the lovely chaps of the alt-right. They know all about these things. We also play a game of Balls-out Metal or Made up by Brettle? So, if you know your Ozzy from your Cannibal Corpse, you can have a go at guessing which of these metal facts are phony. Last but not least, we learn of a special new way to create jewellery, which is so personalised that nobody will want to touch it!

Enjoy and don’t forget to join in with Serial Japist! We’re rewriting the rules of punning!
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