31 Jan

NSF-DLYHL – Swaddle Me, Baby

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it’s on the visual side.

ta, the mirror
Chris Swaddle?

This story is all over, but I’ve used the Mirror. Weird, since the Mirror can get to fuck.

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26 Jan

S05E03 – The Really Grim Episode

Happy new Thursday release day!

This #dlyhl episode is really quite grim. Don’t listen to it. It’s not funny, it’s just horrible. Seriously! If you want to listen to a podcast of wit, banter, levity and good humour then that podcast is streaming elsewhere. Listening to this podcast can only bring misery and sadness.

Don’t listen to Chris’s Italian faux pas, Phil’s ghost cat or Bret’s Shaun. Definitely don’t listen to the tale of the airport strip search with a twist, or the myriad real and fake crimes of a truly legendary (and possibly insane) businessman/duke/prostitute. For the love of God, don’t let Phil tell you about the legendary City of the Monkey God and its flesh-eating parasites.

Hilarious stuff. Don’t forget to also never find out the answer to the #serialjapist and join in this week’s.

Come back next week instead!

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24 Jan

NSF-DLYHL – Would you like drugs with that?

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it’s a bit short but so sweet, as a McDonald’s employee offers to sell some drugs to a customer!

What’s this at the Mickey D’s drive thru?

From TCpalm.

Thanks TCP!
It’s good shit. I should know.

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23 Jan

S05E02 – Fake News

Hello, it’s us again!

This week, listen out at the start for an important announcement from an impotent host! DLYHL will be coming out on Thursday from now on. That means you get a second podcast this week! You lucky dogs.

Furthermoresome! Bret bids Bunker 13 farewell, Chris gets washing himself wrong and Phil sings at a customer for 20 seconds, which is 20 too many.

We cover some thrilling news stories this week: a master criminal called The Horse Stripper is at large, we learn of Russia’s morbid answer to Uber, there’s a glass of OJ you don’t want to drink and finally Chris and Phil enter the post truth era make up some fake news about Trump. Bret keeps calling him ‘Trumpy’?!

Which stories are real? Which stories are alt-real? Don’t forget to join in with #serialjapist!

 

 

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19 Jan

NSF-DLYHL – The Man With the Golden Butt (sort of).

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case, it’s funny but a bit short. Guy puts gold up his arse!

Man Guilty of Making Off With $165K of Gold in His Butt

From Newser.

thanks Newser!
Like a golden shower that got seriously garbled in translation.

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16 Jan

S05E01 – Put a Ring On It

Holy returning podcast!

Don’t Lose Your Headline is back in action and coming out swinging, kicking off 2017 with some brand new bizarre news stories.

Which stories are real? Which are fake? Is truth stranger than fiction? Why is Phil allowed?

Bret’s seeking out a fellow Bret, Phil’s getting poopy and Chris is getting into F1 podcasting (for realsies). We explore the tales of a man whose penis is having a bad day, a Taiwanese funeral which had pole dancers and other merriment and finally the seasonal rise of elf porn!

Enjoy the show and feel free to get in touch on our site or Twitter: @dlyhlpodcast, @bretallenwriter, @FlippingPhil and @TnMChris!

 

 

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