22 Dec

S04 Forfeit: Season Four’s Greetings

Spoiler alert, Bret lost season 4 of Don’t Lose Your Headline!
Here’s his forfeit: Season Four’s Greetings.

Apologies for the awful phone sound quality- turn it up and grit your teeth. Baby.

Bret had to include the following references to season 4:

• Masturbating Gorilla
• Cheeseburger Doritos
• Phil covered in chocolate sauce
• A Handsome weeping boy
• Bret’s sex dungeon
• A Florida family member
• Chris’s Boobs
• Ghost Kangaroo

Here’s a transcript of the poem:

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19 Dec

Don’t Lose Your King Thing Christmas Special

It’s the Don’t Lose Your Headline & That King Thing comedy special! It’s silly, it’s got way too many people in one podcast, and it’s loud and it’s full of merriment and over competitiveness and stupid team names and rude bits! Woo! Merry Crimbo, ya lucky ducks!

This episode has nothing to do with the regular Don’t Lose Your Headline episodes, and is just for larks. Join us for the festivities and don’t worry about any show notes or anything. It’s Christmas! Fuck the show notes! Fuck it all! Merry fuckin’ Christmas!!!

 

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13 Dec

NSF-DLYHL – Christmas Gifts For Weirdos

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case I’m just posting a little fun Christmas gift guide article, as I’m taking a break from posting until the new year.

Don’t forget you’ve got all of Season 4 to listen to now (just go onto Episodes) and there’s a special coming up on the 19th!

The Hottest Christmas Gifts For The Weirdest People In Your Life

From Huffington Post.

via huffington post
And that’s just from the sprouts.

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12 Dec

S04E16 – The Forfeit

Hello all, it’s the season finale!

No scores to be recorded now, it’s too late for our series loser. All he can do now is find out what forfeit the other two have in store!

We have some fun games to play nevertheless, as well as personal headlines. Bret’s enlightened in Asda, Chris sees something that stirs his soul and Phil hurts orphans.

Find out about the email sent to a lecturer while high on meds, a form of ID that simply is not accepted (tempting though it may be) and we play some of our favourite games using the bits we remember from this series!

Use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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8 Dec

NSF-DLYHL – When Frog Meets God

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case it’s because it’s just a video, really. But what a video!

Frog Forced to Marry Indian Rain God

from NBC News (via Florida Gaz).

 

MON, NOV 28

The reluctant-looking frog married a figure of Indra in a ceremony to ensure adequate rainfall.

Not a lot to say without sounding like you’re mocking someone’s religion, huh? So… do so privately in your own minds, you pigs!

(In fairness, this is probably a really fascinating cultural tradition, but the video just does not help. Nor does the look on the frog’s face. “I’m too young to get hitched!”)

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5 Dec

S04E15 – Blind Justice

Sorry about the delay in posting, folks! Due to Headliner illness!

Well, well, it’s the penultimate episode of season 4 and now we find out who wins and who’s doing the forfeit!

But that’s not all. Bret has some good writing news, especially for Harry Potter fans. Chris has had a brush with the apocalypse and Phil is mistaken for a girl! Shocker.

Do Chinese police make headlight abusers stare into their own lights? Does saying ‘Opa’ make you healthier? Do Chris and Bret remember anything that happened in Season 4?!

Enjoy. Next week we find out what the forfeit is!

Use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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