Spoiler alert, Bret lost season 4 of Don’t Lose Your Headline!
Here’s his forfeit: Season Four’s Greetings.
Apologies for the awful phone sound quality- turn it up and grit your teeth. Baby.
Bret had to include the following references to season 4:
• Masturbating Gorilla
• Cheeseburger Doritos
• Phil covered in chocolate sauce
• A Handsome weeping boy
• Bret’s sex dungeon
• A Florida family member
• Chris’s Boobs
• Ghost Kangaroo
Here’s a transcript of the poem: