30 Nov

NSF-DLYHL – Rudolph the Stuffed Crust Reindeer

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case it was just a bit short, but so worth a mention.

Domino’s training reindeer to deliver pizzas in Japan

From Fox Orlando.

Courtesy Fox Orlando
I want the yummy end, not the pointy end!

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28 Nov

S04E14 – Electric Cock

Good Monday, listeners!

It’s the podcast that pits truth against fiction! Can you tell which news stories are real?

This week, Phil tells us how he chased down a rogue driver for miles, Bret gushes over a terrible but excellent film and Chris opens a theme park which crosses over with the Xth dimension of unimaginable horror.

In a twist of fate, we have not one but two sex toy stories this week! First up there’s a robotic head designed to give head, then a collection of penis tattoos and monstrous dildos, the likes of which have never been seen. Man and machine are one! Collect the whole PussyKat range!

Lastly, Chris brings us a Sliding Story about a woman with a cracking sense of humour and a hell of a hobby. She won’t get far, chasing cars!

Put your brain through the wringer. As ever, let us know if you have comments or news stories of your own!

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Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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25 Nov

NSF-DLYHL – Coffee with Cream

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case we have a story that was on the short site and blimey, we do enough joking about this dirty stuff.

‘Fellatio cafe’ where customers receive oral sex while they drink their (£40) coffee to be opened in Geneva

From Julian Robinson at the Daily Mail.

Courtesy of the Daily Mail
A random prossie, yesterday.

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21 Nov

S04E13 – Of Bums and Poo

Bon Monday! A new podcast awaits you stuffed with news and non-news!

We get miffed about Islam (not for reals, don’t worry) and corporate overlords (bastards) and lack of grammar (which it turns out can be quite threatening).

Phil tells us all about his bumbum discovery, which is quite… something. Chris has a story about a man who had a bad time in a toilet cubicle, but smells better than you’d expect. Finally, Bret has a Sliding Story for you where a true Floridian flees from the cops, but has an unpleasant surprise in his pants. Last but not least, listeners notified us about a vicious squirrel attack on defenceless old folks!

Yes, all our stories are bum or poo related this week. Purely serendipitous!

Enjoy! As ever you can check out the actual story links on our site, or drop us a line.

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17 Nov

NSF-DLYHL – Dwarf Dick Vacuum Vexation!

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case we have a story a) kind of says it all in the headline and b) probably would’ve resulted in some dodgy jokes.

From the Daily Mail
Henry’s at it again!

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14 Nov

S04E12 – Mostly Jizz and Taters

Greetage! It’s another Monday and another ‘sode from the ‘cast!

This week, the DLYHL crew get acquainted with Deus Ex, Phil’s manliness and Jeff Goldblum.

Meanwhile we hear about the values of a semen facial (the other kind of facial… or… kind of a hybrid?), the fantastic new startup that lets you message people via potato and we play Whose Headline Is It Anyway? Was a chicken elected mayor? Did a robot stab a guy? No!

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10 Nov

NSF-DLYHL – Sexy Synthetic Sheborgs

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened that isn’t funny on reflection. In this case we have a story that kind of needs to be seen.

From the Daily Star
Hey lads, is this the perfect woman or what? …The answer is ‘what’.

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