30 Sep

NSF-DLYHL – Nob Chompin’ Spider Comes Back For Seconds

We see a lot of stories, and evidently we have to pick what to cover on the podcast, and what to leave out. Sometimes it’s because the story is short, or because something horrible has happened like someone died from being run over by a giant runaway doughnut or some shit like that… funny, but maybe a bit too “full of dead person” for a comedy podcast. In this case, we actually covered a story about a spider biting a dude right on his wang way back as one of our first stories for NSF-DLYHL. Well, turns out, this guy’s dick is spider-catnip… spidernip.

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30 Sep

DLYHL Comes to Acast!

Hello everyone!

 

Good news! We’re available in yet another way! Acast is a podcast platform which has become hugely popular. It’s another string to our terrible bow, giving you the listeners more ways to tune in. Acast has a nifty app for listening on the go!

Acast has the option of letting you have your podcast hosted there, or just being listed from where you currently host. We’re with Soundcloud right now and would love to hear of anyone else’s experiences with Soundcloud and Acast and the pros and cons.

You can get DLYHL from Acast right here.

Hope you’re enjoying season 4! The next episode is out on Monday as usual. Have you spotted any funny news stories we could put on the site? Send us a link!

We’d also love to get some random keywords from you that we can use for You Can’t Make It Up.

<Bret

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26 Sep

S04E05 – Sex Act Facts

Greetings headline hunters! This one’s got some proper rude bits (shock) so don’t listen at work or with your gran.

This week we have some fun personal headlines that hint at Chris’ metropolitan Sex in the City lifestyle! We hear the story of a teacher with a potty mouth and Charlie the superstar dog has a few too many and feels a bit… woof.

Last but not least, Phil lowers the bar yet again with a series of sex positions and acts (not nice ones! NSFW!) and we have to work out what they involve. We are not so worldly after all. Finally, hear the tale of a man who wants to exchange his ball and chain for… a ball and chain.

Use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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23 Sep

NSF-DLYHL – A Bum Vagina

NSF-DLYHL is where all the stories that didn’t make it onto the podcast get broadcast to the world. Sometimes it’s because they’re too short, or we had better stories for the episode. Other times you need to see a picture or watch a video, which is exactly the opposite of what you want in a podcast! Either way, you can read all about ’em here! This time, it’s about a woman whose had her arse attached to her vagina.

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21 Sep

DLYHL Comes to Stitcher!

Hello everyone!

A little news post to tell you… well, it’s in the headline, appropriately. Stitcher is a website that collates podcast and radio content for it’s listeners, who can listen via the web or a mobile app.

Listen to Stitcher

Stitcher’s gaining huge popularity because it’s a fine way to discover new podcasts and make the listening experience feel a bit more organic, like a dynamic radio show. So, it seemed high time that DLYHL went into the light! Plus, we know that not everyone uses Soundcloud and iTunes. Choice is always nice. If you want to suggest any other platforms for getting the show out, drop us a message or a comment!

You can get to DLYHL’s Stitcher page through this link.

There’s also a widget. Look!

Hope that’s useful for you folks! We’ll keep pumping if you keep listening!

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19 Sep

S04E04 – Love Games (with special guest Tom King)

This week we have a guest star- Tom King of That King Thing podcast! So you can look forward to some gaming related wit and also the confusion factor of a fourth male voice. Sausage fest?!

We hear about a Florida Woman who was shot by her own oven (…what) and a Japanese fisherman who fends off a bear attack (racism corner is getting busy these days). Tom tells us the tale of a catfish from above hitting a woman in the face (will Phil fall for a little red heron?) and we play a game of Real or Toss which challenges us to spot real and fake games- all of which involve some kind of unpleasant sexual motif.

Enjoy the show and don’t forget to check out That King Thing- which Phil will be appearing on this week, on Thursday!

Use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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15 Sep

Welcome to Dildo!

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some are too horrific and some are better seen than heard.

This is a story from the NY Times that Phil found for us a while ago and it totally deserves to be shared! Yes, you can live in a town called Dildo. And it gets worse.

Proud to Live in a Town Called Dildo

courtesy ny times
Suggestive much?

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13 Sep

Bret’s Dungeon

As per the last episode, I said I’d forward on the fan mail from Polnaya Fignya (Dizzy P) where he offered a rendition (or two) of my sex dungeon!

Captions are in Dizzy P’s own words:

red room of whut
“Phil says Bret’s basement looks like this…”

 

capuchin crypt, yep
“But really it is like…”

 

Defamation! What a thing to say about a Premier! At the very least, the skeletons would be nuns, not monks. I have some limits.

<Bret

 

(disclaimer, because God damn how did this become a running joke: I do not actually have a sex dungeon or any other form of cellar).

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