31 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Supermarionation Incarceration Fornication

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some are too horrific and some are better seen than heard.

“Gather ’round, kids, the puppet festival is in town! Look, I think they’re going to sing us a song…”

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You’re my prison bitch, my prison bitch, I’ll never say goodbye. You’re not like the others. Too bad they had to die.

“Oooooooooh dear.”

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29 Aug

S04E01 – The Masturbation Special

DLYHL Season 4 has landed! We’re back with some new games, new ideas and of course new stories – but are they real or fake? Is truth stranger than fiction? For those who haven’t heard, there’s also a bonus live episode available now!

Behold, the unintentional masturbation special! This episode features an impressive gorilla impression (including public masturbation), a man who feels the need to destroy after masturbating to music (what) and sex toys cause a stir in Austin- ‘cocks not glocks’, everyone!

We also invent some stories on the spot, which include pensioners, farmers and more masturbatory horror!

Welcome back to DLYHL and enjoy!

Enjoy – use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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27 Aug

S04E00 – Live and Red Raw

Hello Headline fans!

This is a special episode, recorded live at Casa Phil, to keep you from gnawing off your own legs in frustration while waiting for season 4 to start. (not long to go – S04E01 goes live Monday 29th)

So this slightly shorter live special may be a bit rough around the edges but we know you’ll like it! We find out what the most Canadian crime of all time is and we briefly discuss the results of Phil’s forfeit, which you can see on our website!

We also hear about a Norwegian golf course pooper, an absent-minded lady who sends racy photos to the wrong everybody, laser wielding sex pigs and a man with a van (and an urgent desire!).

Enjoy – use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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25 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Exhibit Aaagh!

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some are too horrific and some are better seen than heard.

This story was supplied by comrade Polnaya and the headline is just a bit awful, yet nevertheless funny:

Police constable shows judge “how grenade works” inside courtroom, three injured

 

courtesy daily pakistan
Grenade, left. Not for use in courtrooms.

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23 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Something seems Amish

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some are too horrific and some are better seen than heard.

The Amish tend to fit into one of two categories in the media – Twee, wholesome salt of the earth types with their old fashioned ways, or the creepy inspiration for many a horror movie.  But neither category covers this story about five Amish men being arrested for underage drinking and driving under the influence.

Your Uber is now arriving.

 

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18 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – Dog Accidently Runs Marathon

NSF-DLYHL is where we typically put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Usually they have visual aids or they’re too short or they don’t make the cut of amusing happenstances that week!

In this case, it’s just… what? So there’s not a lot to talk about podcast wise here, but it’s still one of my favourite headlines of recent months!

This one was kindly sent in by a dedicated listener, Polna Fignaya!

Courtesy 9News
Go on girl!

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17 Aug

NSF-DLYHL – The Poopocalypse

NSF-DLYHL is where we typically put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Usually they have visual aids or they’re too short or they don’t make the cut of amusing happenstances that week!

This one was a bit visual, though the descriptions given in the article are just as funny as the little map that was drawn to demonstrate the Poopocalypse.

Courtesy Jesse Newton
The Poopening!

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