29 Jul

NSF-DLYHL – Bikini Cop IS The Law!

NSF-DLYHL is where you’d find all the funny and f*ckin’ weird news we come across whilst scouring the internet for real-life chuckle-stories. We plonk it here when it’s got some visuals, or it’s a bit grim or short or when we can’t be buggered to cover it on the podcast or because the story did something wrong and needs to stand in the corner until it realizes what it did wrong?!

The story is… well… basically this:

Justice Never Looked So Bronze!
Justice Never Looked So Bronze! (Image freshly nicked from http://www.mysanantonio.com )

 

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28 Jul

NSF-DLYHL – Unexpected Wang In Bagging Area

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some require visual aid and some involve horrific death and injury and blood and guts etc.

This story is straight from the Mirror and here’s the link for you to check it out yourself.

The headline? ‘Man arrested after ‘putting his PENIS on supermarket self-service checkout till and scanning it” Continue reading

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26 Jul

NSF-DLYHL – Insult to injury. Horrible, gator based injury.

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some require visual aid and some involve horrific death and injury and blood and guts etc.

This time, we’ve got a new member of the Florida family! Joining Florida Man, Florida Woman, Florida Teen and co. is everyone’s favourite transport based relation, Florida Boater!

Our boater in question is Everglades airboat operator Wallace Weatherholt. Here he is looking surprisingly chipper.

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25 Jul

S03E08 – Would You Rather

This episode has some very insightful DLYHL-themed Would You Rather Questions!

Plus, we have a nasty accident at prom night which will make a night to remember and we meet the legendary ‘nipple geezer’ of Japan!

Head to headlines features the endless struggle between dog and penguin and there’s a wonderful tale of a pig running for mayor in Michigan (and he’s the best candidate!). Lastly but not connected, a bacon-wielding pensioner kicks ass!

Enjoy – use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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23 Jul

NSF-DLYHL – Kinda Surprising, when your free toy is meth.

NSF-DLYHL is where we put all the stories that don’t make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some require visual aid and some involve horrific death and injury and blood and guts etc.

This is a mad one, from over at the Daily Star.

Kid finds a Kinder Egg. Yay! Kid opens the egg, looking for a fun surprise. Kid gets one- the egg is full of crystal meth. No wonder these things are banned in America!

To be clear, this wasn’t sealed in the chocolate egg, but instead in the yellow toy container. I’ve kept screws in one before, but never drugs!

<Bret

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18 Jul

S03E07 – The Phillipa Strikes Back

This week, Phil has his revenge! I suspect he may have tampered with our questions somewhat in the edit…

Meanwhile we cover the Japanese penis festival (which suffers a nasty accident) and a gang of ‘ultra-seagulls’ terrorising Swansea! Nature is rising up against us. There’s also an execution on the horizon and we wrestle with the concept of Pokémon Go! Lastly, an old friend contacts the show with a cautionary tale of beans, science and… self-love.


Enjoy – use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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14 Jul

NSF-DLYHL – Bells of the Balls

NSF-DLYHL is where we dish out all the lovely stories that don’t quite make it on the podcast. Some are too short, some require visual aid and some are just a little bit too disturbing!

Bret here, with a tidbit that was too short for the show but deserves a mention. Here at the Smoking Gun, there’s a tale of strangeness and horror about a man being arrested for public indecency because he was running around with bells attached to his balls.

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