29 May

NSF-DLYHL – Chinese live-streamers banned from ‘seductively eating bananas’ on camera

Not Suitable For Don’t Lose Your Headline contains all those news stories that we couldn’t (or wouldn’t) include in the main podcast for being too short, too offensive, too full of death or too [insert appropriate word here].

In this case, we’d all seen it, defeating the object of the game!

Cracking story though. These poor live streamers, just trying to make do with the tools they have to hand, are banned from eating bananas in a sexy manner.

thanks upi for banana pic stealage
A banana and a woman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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27 May

DLYHL on Youtube!

You know what’s sad? Some folks might not know yet that DLYHL is on Youtube! Just a few vids so far, but more being added soon, with clips and excerpts from the best shows!

You know what’s even sadderer? Some folks might not know that DLYHL even exists! So these clips are a nice, quick way of sharing a snippet of the show with your stupid mates. Go on!

Ah, refreshing. Season 3 is coming soon!

 

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23 May

S02E10 -The Forfeit

Hello everyone!

This is the last show of season 2 and fair warning: it’s NSFW. Or human consumption. There is some very rude humour in this episode, so listener discretion is advised. We don’t mean any harm, but you know, some might take offence.
So, this season’s loser must take on his forfeit, administered by his biggest fan! Meanwhile, we find out all about a holy shit.

Enjoy – use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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20 May

S02E09 – Try To Enjoy It

You may notice that this episode is way shorter than usual! This is because of new and improved Technical Error!

Thanks to Technical Error, you get all this for free:

  • Shorter podcast for casual listening!
  • Extra funny, pointless sounds!
  • Fluffy co-host voice (test your listening powers!)
  • Dissatisfaction!

We apologise for the problems in this bite-sized episode- Phil will explain at the start. However, life goes on, especially when you have a boy trapped in a vagina and a brew-ha-ha the Tea Brewing Triathlon! Oh, there’s a competition of sorts too!

As Phil says, try to enjoy it! – use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real, plus the stories that would have been in the episode if it had been complete.

 

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19 May

NSF-DLYHL – Love is in the armpit!

Not Suitable For Don’t Lose Your Headline contains all those news stories that we couldn’t (or wouldn’t) include in the main podcast for being too short, too offensive, too full of death or too [insert appropriate word here].

This one was seen by a couple of us, so was no use for the show, but still worth a share!

Love is in the armpit- basically, this is about Smell Dating, a funny speed/blind dating alternative set up as a kind of art project. The idea is that people can tell a lot about each other by scent alone- smelling a sweaty t-shirt then deciding if you like the way they whiff, without seeing the actual person.

smell dating don't lose your headline - via reuters.com
Du riechst so gut?

 

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13 May

NSF-DLYHL – Russian re-enactor takes out a drone with a spear!

Not Suitable For Don’t Lose Your Headline contains all those news stories that we couldn’t (or wouldn’t) include in the main podcast for being too short, too offensive, too full of death or too [insert appropriate word here].

In this case, the story’s just too short for the show, but it was worth sharing. Plus, it’s kinda visual.

Russian dude is taking part in a medieval re-enactment, gets annoyed by a drone buzzing around overhead… lobs his spear at it and rolls a 20. Drone goes down like a sack of shit. +200 XP for that man!

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10 May

NSF-DLYHL – You Don’t Have Any Friends!

Not Suitable For Don’t Lose Your Headline contains all those news stories that we couldn’t (or wouldn’t) include in the main podcast for being too short, too offensive, too full of death or too [insert appropriate word here].

In this case, it’s not particularly funny… but it’s quite interesting. A study done on some undergraduates revealed that the majority of people consider far too many people to be their friend, when in fact it’s not the case. These students were asked to rate other people on a rating of 0 – 5, with 0 being “I don’t know this scum-chomping f*ck-nugget”, 3 being “Me ol’ mate and buddy” and 5 being “I want this man to touch me inappropriately whilst I jizz like a banshee!” After that, they also had to rate what they thought the other person would rate about them.

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