26 Apr

NSF-DLYHL – Ever wondered why the ice tastes crap in fast food restaurants?

Not Suitable For Don’t Lose Your Headline contains all those news stories that we couldn’t (or wouldn’t) include in the main podcast for being too short, too offensive, too full of death or too [insert appropriate word here].

This story doesn’t have much in the way of humour about it – in fact, it’s kind of horrifying, but being as we talked about poo a lot in the last episode, here’s another crap-filled story!

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25 Apr

S02E06 – Poop Explosion

A new week brings a new podcast!

First up, we had some internet issues during this recording, so apologies for any awkward editing. Should probably also apologise for everything we say, do and think.

This week: a ‘snappy’ fast food order, the best Hitler-related baby names and the latest French cuisine that tastes a lot like shit.

Enjoy – use the links on the left hand menu to send in your feedback, story ideas and general complaints!

Pop into the Show Notes category to see links to the stories that were real.

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20 Apr

NSF-DLYHL – Pastafarian Wedding

Occasionally, we come across stories that we think are funny but we ultimately decide not to include in the podcast. We do actually have a criteria for what can go in the episodes and everything! If something is too gross, too full of death or too offensive (yes, there’s more offensive stories than what you’ve heard on the podcast!) then we tend to leave it out.

This one isn’t offensive (well, might be to some people who love teh religionz) but it didn’t make it into the show, so we’re just sharing it now:

With this rigatoni, I thee wed: The 1st Pastafarian wedding

By NICK PERRY,

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18 Apr

NSF-DLYHL – Weeeee!

Occasionally, we come across stories that we think are funny but we ultimately decide not to include in the podcast. We do actually have a criteria for what can go in the episodes and everything! If something is too gross, too full of death or too offensive (yes, there’s more offensive stories than what you’ve heard on the podcast!) then we tend to leave it out.

On occasion it can simply be that the story is too visual for what is exclusively an aural experience. For example, this story reported by the Huffington Post. There’s a fantastic video of a man who was arrested by the police just when he was in the midst of a waistband tuck with a full bladder. When you gotta go, you gotta go!

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4 Apr

S02E03 – Bad Bunny

First up, we definitely didn’t have an audio malfunction and record the Thai poetry story twice. The sniggers and sarcasm are certainly not indicators of any such deception.
This week Phil, Chris and Bret discuss a man out of his mind on drugs (his words), a pugilistic Easter Bunny, an office full’o’fish, and a cheese stealing mystery Frenchman. Lastly, Phil has a story from a very special source.

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